Hair obsession! Girls (and boys) just wanna have fun

(Miss Kristi Maddocks breaks down the locks.)

Detail: Vicky Lavanti fashion show (collection Kristi Maddocks)One song that crossed from 1980s subculture into the mainstream was Cyndi Lauper’s “throw-it-to-the-wind” anthem “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!” And (inspired by everyone from Ms. Lauper to Madonna to Siouxsie Sioux, The Cure, Billy Idol and Duran Duran to earlier rockers like The New York Dolls, Patty Smith and the Sex Pistols), teens in the ’80s had fun expressing themselves through their HAIR.

Detail: Dressing room (collection Kristi Maddocks)Due to its mild climate and the relatively easygoing culture of middle-class affluence, San Diego was a warm host to post-punk and New Wave hairdos. There were three great places to find fun unconventional hairdos in San Diego: If you were over 21, it was Club I-D and Trevor Watson’s Revolt In Style magazine. If you were hip and gay, Studio 9. If you were on the younger side, (like me), you might keeps busy as a hair model at Vicky Lavanti’s Avanti Salon in La Jolla/Pacific Beach. Let me tell you people, Vicky Lavanti’s girls had a lot a fun — almost too much fun, if you know what I mean!

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He’s a complicated man … Who’s your hero(ine)?

(Patrick Works invokes a roll/role call of history.)

Cover of "Shaft" album A long while back I went to see the remake of “Shaft.” I decided in the end that the movie fell kinda flat because the director missed a crucial half of the character. As I see it Shaft was Shaft because of two distinct things:

1. Shaft is a bad motherf*cker.
2. The chicks really dig him.

While Sam Jackson’s Shaft was definitely a pretty bad dude … Richard Roundtree he ain’t.
Then it occurred to me that Shaft was really a rock star character on screen … or that our rock stars are really screen stars on stage. Mick Jagger has of course explored this at length, as has David Bowie more fully and completely.

Now of course we have more than just music figures as role models, though so many of us fix on entertainment. Lately some dialog here has revolved around historical figures of influence so I thought I’d post the Lester Bangs Memorial Personality Survey:

Who in history is your underground hero? Punk progenitor? Fifth Column Forebearer?

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“Why are the $^%%$&# comments switched off??”

Urgent Che Underground alert: It’s just come to my attention that sometime last night, commenting was disabled on every one of the hundreds of posts on Che Underground: The Blog.

That means that nobody has been able to add new comments to any posts. It also means that some poor soul(s) with administrative privileges will have to open each post and click the little “Allow Comments” box. With more than a year’s worth of history now, that’s an ugly task. … And this is (I believe) the fourth time that gremlins have inflicted this glitch.

For now, I’ve reactivated commenting on the most recent posts, so you-all can start chatting again. And once I stop crying, I’ll gather a posse and go fix all of them.

Apologies! We’ve got a creaky old version of WordPress, a lot of content and limited technical resources.

While I’m at it (and with comments enabled on this post!) do you have any other questions about or issues with the technical side of the Che Underground online empire?

Question line: Che Games for May

The Che Underground’s quarter-century reunion weekend is taking off like a rock-‘n’-roll Hindenburg! Here are some updates and an opportunity to ask additional questions about the greatest May 29-30 event since Wisconsin achieved statehood in 1848.

First, a couple of hot topics that have already arisen:

  • Impresario Tim Mays informs us that tickets for Che Games for May will go on sale March 21 27 via the Casbah Web site. Tickets are $10 in advance for a single night, $16 for a two-day pass. Buy early and often!
  • Some out-of-town visitors have inquired about sharing hotel accommodations the weekend of the show. If you’re anxious for someone to sleep with, cheap, I’ll be happy to make qualified introductions offline. (If you’re bashful, e-mail the Che Underground address privately.

Other burning issues to raise — logistical, rhetorical or existential? Float ’em here!

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‘I saw a film today, oh boy’: A Che Underground feature film

(Ray Brandes brings the casting couch to your browser.)

director's chairThe characters and events of our youth, it has often been suggested, would make excellent material for a big budget, Hollywood drama. Imagine having $100 million to re-create a show at the Che Cafe, a late-night Presidio Park gathering, a line of scooters outside the Ken Cinema for a showing of “Quadrophenia,” or a fight behind the North Park Lions Club, for example, using some of the top names in the business today.

Earlier threads, back in the days of the Che Underground blog’s infancy, floated names like Christopher Walken, Shia LaBeouf, Johnny Depp and Daniel Radcliff (of Harry Potter fame) to play Steve Garris, Matthew Rothenberg, Jerry Cornelius and Bart Mendoza, respectively.

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I Laughed, I Cried: Rock-‘n’-Roll Lyrics at Their Best and Worst

(Ray Brandes tracks lyrical highs and lows.)

Detail: Steve AllenIn the 1950s, entertainer Steve Allen, a relic from the sheet-music era, virtually made a career out of a comic bit in which he spoofed the hilariously incoherent, sex-crazed nonsense he believed spewed from the mouths of young rock ‘n’ rollers. In one notorious sketch, he mocked Elvis Presley by singing “Hound Dog,” wearing a tuxedo, to a basset hound. To Allen, rock ‘n’ roll was a childish fad whose day would soon pass, leaving the charts once again to Rosemary Clooney and Perry Como.

Detail: Elvis CostelloRock ‘n’ roll, of course, has outlasted Allen, Clooney and Como. In various guises including everything from rhythm and blues to heavy metal, hip-hop and punk, rock ‘n’ roll has for more than fifty years been the primary outlet for the creative energies of young people to express their politics, sexual frustration, anger and love. Its lyrics have horrified parents, been debated in Congress, discussed in college classes and scribbled on Pee-Chee folders ever since Bill Haley’s “Rock Around the Clock” hit the airwaves in 1955.

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A decade of Hair Theatre from the Allen Collection

Detail: Hair Theatre flyer; Studio 517, August 31, 1984 (collection Paul Allen)Of all the bands launched by the Che Underground diaspora, Hair Theatre was easily the most consistently active, gigging on the West Coast well into the 1990s.

Detail: Hair Theatre/Eleven Sons/Faces of Drama flyer; Rock Palace, Feb. 16, 1985 (collection Paul Allen)This set of flyers from the collection of Hair Theatre lead guitarist Paul Allen spans a full decade, from 1984 to 1994. In the intervening years, the band underwent some personnel changes — most notably in the lead-guitar position — but they never stopped working.

Warning: Flyer #4 below is most likely Not Safe for Work (unless you work in a specialty bookstore or urologist’s office).

Detail: Hair Theatre/Morlocks ad; Roxy/Club Cult, Dec. 26, 1984 (collection Paul Allen)Detail: Hair Theatre/Eleven Sons/Faces of Drama flyer; Rock Palace, Feb. 16, 1985 (collection Paul Allen)Detail: Hair Theatre/Eleven Sons/Faces of Drama ad; Rock Palace, Feb. 16, 1985 (collection Paul Allen)Detail: Hair Theatre/Penguins Slept/the Society flyer; Gaslamp Quarter Theater, Dec. 28, 1985 (collection Paul Allen)Detail: Hair Thatre flyer; Dreamstreet, Jan. 14, 1994 (collection Paul Allen)Detail: Hair Theatre/Swivelneck; Bodie’s, March 10, 1994 (collection Paul Allen)

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‘Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza, and Count the Head Lice on the Highway’

(Ray Brandes offers a brief history of misheard lyrics in rock ‘n’ roll.)

The Kingsmen in NYMusic fans have long been thwarted by misinterpretations of lyrics mumbled by rock ‘n’ rollers, with often hilarious results called “mondegreens.” Numerous such misinterpretations were to be found in the Kingsmen’s 1963 version of Richard Berry’s “Louie, Louie,” and led to an FBI obscenity investigation after a parent wrote of her disgust with the lyrics to then Attorney General Robert Kennedy. In his book about “Louie, Louie” Richard Marsh describes the phenomenon:

Back in 1963, everyone who knew anything about rock ‘n’ roll knew that the Kingsmen’s “Louie Louie” concealed dirty words that could be unveiled only by playing the 45 rpm single at 33-1/3. This preposterous fable bore no scrutiny even at the time, but kids used to pretend it did, in order to panic parents, teachers, and other authority figures.

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Sympathy for the forum

In recognition of all the new participants tangenting tirelessly on Che Underground: The Blog, it’s probably time to remind everyone about its anemic younger sibling, Che Underground: The Forum.

One of the bedrock rules of natural Web selection is that if people want to visit somewhere (like this blog!) there’s no holding them back — and if people don’t want to visit somewhere (like the forum, at least lately) there’s no forcing the issue.

However, I thought I’d mention some cons and pros of this sere and lonely message board in case our members would like to irrigate it with their wisdom …

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More mod match-ups from Elker deMello

Detail: Steve Medico’s Lambretta (collection Elker deMello)Dancing Skeleton scooter club co-founder- turned- Che Underground benefactor Elker deMello’s generous bequest of mod-themed photography continues to enrich our understanding of early-’80s San Diego’s scootering classes.

While the pictures are there in abundance — many of them shot at Ski Beach or Seaport Village — details are sketchy on some of them. Can you help fill in the blanks?

Detail: Cheap Hotel on to Superscoot 82-83 (collection Elker deMello)Detail: PB Dennys Dancing Skeletons SC Chula Vista and Mira Mesa crew Superscoot (Collection Elker deMello)Detail: RR tracks of PCH (collection Elker deMello)Detail: PCH Del Mar-Encinitas (collection Elker deMello)Detail: ’80s mods 01 (collection Elker deMello)Superscoot (collection Elker deMello)
Superscoot (collection Elker deMello)Detail: Seaport Village (collection Elker deMello)Detail: Seaport Village (collection Elker deMello)Detail: Seaport Village (collection Elker deMello)Detail: Eric “Captain Freedom” with dove on overcoat (collection Elker deMello)Detail: Conrad Macy with English Beat girl on Parka (collection Elker deMello)

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